thepuppyclub:

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

(via nubbednuggetman)

storyofthislife:

I get road rage walking behind people.

(Source: brightindie, via kelssanova)

lubricates:

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

(Source: laurakvstheworld, via stay-golden-live-free)

jaegerivaille:

nobody ever sends me random asks anymore so i just sit here blogging alone like

(Source: darmani-remade, via nubbednuggetman)